So, every now and then, when I think I’ve said something profound, I save it to notes in my phone. These little rubies were unearthed (along with several grocery lists & passwords) during a long-awaited iPhone cleanse.
Pillows are like people – some are just sorrier than others
BBQ Pringles with vodka-cranberry cocktails tastes like vomit from the flu virus
So, what’s with men and BBQ?
God doesn’t punish – We punish ourselves. He’s pretty chill
Never sit in the victim chair no matter how tired your legs get
A tooth ache can only be compared to an ice pick to the middle ear, I would imagine
At the end of the day, true love can definitely be measured by small, round potatoes in the crock pot
It’s true! Google & YouTube are Mom & Dad to a lot of people
Take it from me, a lisp, pigeon toes and scoliosis can be self-corrected. Right? (Standing up in mirror to check).
Ah, girly, cover up your body and let your inner beauty try to escape